Ever Been So Bored?

Ever been so bored
You draw on your hand?
Or on a dirty floor,
You draw in the sand?

Ever been so bored
You wear glasses upside down?
You tie twist-ties together,
Make yourself a crown?

Ever been so bored
You call your own phone?
Hang up when it's busy,
Then pretend no one's home?

Ever been so bored
You play solitaire in pairs?
Go-Fish by yourself,
Against someone not there?

Ever been so bored
You read right to left?
With the book upside down,
Underneath your bed?

Ever been so bored
You make up a code
And then try to break it
As if you don't know?

Ever been so bored
You open an IM
Then write to yourself
And then copy them?

Ever been so bored
You switch all the ink
The blue pen writes yellow,
The green pen writes pink?

Ever been so bored
You wear your shurt turned around?
Walk backwards while skipping
Try to not hit the ground?

Ever been so bored
You play dominoes
Set them all up
Make them fall with your nose?

Ever been so bored
And don't know how to cure it?
Do you sit down and write
A whole poem about it?

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This one I wrote one night when I was bored. Who would'a thunk it? Ha!


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